What's next? Fee to deplane first? Not me!!

How many of my readers would be willing to pay to be the first off the plane?

Having been a police officer for years I'm just wondering how this one would be enforced?  Would those that paid an extra $25-$50 be required to wear body armor to beat the crowd to be first off?  What if 30 people pay the fee?  Would those that flew first class feel that they had been sold out for another moneymaker for the airlines?  

Seems statistics show those in the millennium group, 22% according to recent study would.  

Just a little food for thought today while you're sitting on the beach watchng the waves come in.